AAP ki nazaron ne samjhaa ( Imaginary dialogues which start with romance between Nawaz Sharief and Arvind Kejriwal ) Nawaz , " AAP ki nazaron ne samjhaa pyaar ke kaabil mujhe, AAP ki manzil hoon main, meri manzil AAP hai. " Kejri , " Choop raho re idiot, Modi uncle sun lenge to hum dono ko SHAAP de denge. " Modi , " Abbe 2 idiots, dono premiko ko peetkar borderpaar BAAP ke pass bhej doonga. " OP Chautala tau of Haryana from Tihar Jail," Arre Modi, Baap nahi, mere KHAAP ke paas bhej re, peetke ekdum JHAAP kar denge. Waise bhi cross border and inter religion romance hai , not allowed in and around Haryana, land of honour. " Ending dialogue from Rahulbaba, " Re Tau, tani chup raho . Bhaisaab, Khaap nahi, dono ko Congress Working Committee( CWC) mein mere aur mummy ke under kar do, sara PAAP hi khatam ho jayeega ( kuch pharak nahi painda, CWC bhi ek khaap hi hai) " End result : Modiji stil...