Sharmaji series jokes…. teachers




(Sharmaji series : (TM) all copyrights reserved by Abhimanyu Bishnu - violators will be subjected to a very high  dose of  laughter and yoga therapy by  a well-known yoga guru from Haridwar :(  )



Sharmaji series jokes…. teachers
(Sharmaji series : (TM) all copyrights reserved by Abhimanyu Bishnu - violators will be subjected to a very high  dose of  laughter and yoga therapy by  a well-known yoga guru from Haridwar :(  )

 Sharmaji is a big time music composer. Unfortunately, he copies a super hit song from another composer and faces prosecution.
Judge, " Sharmaji, do you have anything to say in your defence?"
Sharmaji , " Yes, my honour, I would like you to summon my Arts teacher from my old school."
Poor Mr. Singh ( Arts teacher), white hair, arthritis and all, is summoned by the court to face his ex)student after all these years.
Judge, " Mr. Sharma, please put your point now. Keep it short."
Sharmaji, " Yes, my honour"( points to his old teacher)," This gentle man used to beat me up if I failed to copy and paste pictures properly. Ab baatiye na, inhone to hi sikhaya naa hamein,  ki copy paste hamara janamsiddh adhikaar hai.Why blame me now?"
Teacher faints, Judge shocked, Sharmaji rocks!!!

( original one by me....dedicated to teachers. No offences please. All in humour and jest. Laughter is the best medicine)








Sharmaji is a big time music composer. Unfortunately, he copies a super hit song from another composer and faces prosecution.
Judge, " Sharmaji, do you have anything to say in your defence?"
Sharmaji , " Yes, my honour, I would like you to summon my Arts teacher from my old school."
Poor Mr. Singh ( Arts teacher), white hair, arthritis and all, is summoned by the court to face his ex)student after all these years.
Judge, " Mr. Sharma, please put your point now. Keep it short."
Sharmaji, " Yes, my honour"( points to his old teacher)," This gentle man used to beat me up if I failed to copy and paste pictures properly. Ab baatiye na, inhone to hi sikhaya naa hamein,  ki copy paste hamara janamsiddh adhikaar hai.Why blame me now?"
Teacher faints, Judge shocked, Sharmaji rocks!!!



( original one by me....dedicated to teachers. No offences please. All in humour and jest. Laughter is the best medicine)

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